For me, using Google Chrome is like that girl you meet that’s really great and you’re kind of in love with her, but you’re still involved with your current girlfriend (Firefox) who was great when you first met her but now you’re kind of tired of her bullshit but it’s not exactly terrible yet and you feel guilty and you still want to like her so instead you slowly drift apart until you’re only seeing (using) her once a week when you want to have sex (look up your old bookmarks).

I feel really awkward when I see both of them sitting on my toolbar (right next to each other!) and they’re both active.

Also, in this scenario Internet Explorer is your shitty middle school relationship that lasted a week and also she didn’t benefit from puberty.

In other news, I just compared internet browsers to women far longer than is reasonable.

@6 months ago with 11 notes
#4eva #foreveralone #also if you're comparing sex to looking up bookmarks you're probably doing it wrong