Fri
Oct
9
Chillin' in the Laundry Room
Dear Guy Who Just Put In His Laundry 10 Minutes Ago,
There are at least 10 open washers. I know this isn’t really your fault, but did you really have to choose the one that makes an annoying, high pitched, unwavering* screeching sound?
Also, is it cool to say anything if the dude folding clothes next to you has the exact same type of undies? No? That’s weird? Okay.
*Also an accurate description of my Great Aunt Martha after a couple of wine coolers. Am I right fellas? This guy knows what I’m talking about!