"I pick you up in my Kia Sorento, you get in. There’s candles in the car. You go… “Is that dangerous?” I go, “Yes, but I like danger.” We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on fire. Aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, “No, I knew this was going to happen.” And then I kiss you in front of my burning car."
Aziz Ansari describing his perfect date in his Sexiest Man Alive interview for People Magazine (via bvriedbvtbreathing)
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