February 2010
48 posts
January 2010
44 posts
I’ve been so into dressing nicely lately, swearing off graphic tees, scoffing at any piece of clothing that’s bigger than a small, etc., etc.
That said, here I am sitting at home in my oversized cross country pullover hoodie, and it just looks and feels right, like stepping into my own skin again.
And lets be clear, this sweater would have been baggy on me when I was FAT (capitalized...
newsweek:
andrewromano:
President Obama sparred with House Republicans today. Live. Without a teleprompter. For 90 straight minutes. Ambinder reports:
Accepting the invitation to speak at the House GOP retreat may turn out to be the smartest decision the White House has made in months. Debating a law professor is kind of foolish: the Republican House Caucus has managed to turn Obama’s...
That’s life, man. Sometimes life just rapes you in the ass
– This is becoming a thing.
Context: My roommate just watched Kite Runner and was shocked by some of the major plot points.
Sigh. Midterm tomorrow...
Yeah, it’s for this class, Napping All Day.
Being Undeclared is awesome.
It’s part of the process, man, it just happens! Sometimes life just farts...
– This sentence was spoken today. Humanity, as a whole, died a little.
Joe Biden looks so bored right now.
Estrogen.
eiramaxela:
I laughed at Melissa cause when she was on her period she cried over butter.
Mrs. Monthly Dot paid a visit to me today and here I am… crying over american idol auditions and listening to Radiohead. Ohgoddddd, shoot me.
You know, sometimes I WISH I had an excuse to act a little nutso and get away with it once a month.
But then again, you know. Blood.
And all I ask is one thing … Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the...
– Conan O’Brien, on his final Tonight Show on Jan. 22, 2010.
For all his comedy, I really want to believe in these words of his. I really want to be kind. I really want to work hard. And I hope, if I do end up being kind and hard-working—I hope that amazing things can and will happen to me.
(via...
Reading "Frankenstein"
Least faithful movie novelization EVER. It’s like this Mary Shelley person didn’t even watch the movie…
Anonymous asked: Why are you so fat?
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...
– Conan O’Brien (via bonjoursophie)
(via bricoler)
(via stayforthecredits)
Fat Math
Morning workout: -400 calories, 30 minutes.
Bag of Cheetos: +320 calories, 5 minutes.
God damnit.
dear world,
you are not ironically beautiful for loving the rain. it’s nasty and it sucks, stop lying to yourself.
(or maybe I just need proper rain clothes)
indosapien asked: How are you doing in UCLA so far?
Chris Pratt KILLS IT again on Parks and Rec last night.
Better than The Office OH WHAT.
As I was starting out doing stand-up, the more I watched people, the more I...
– Aziz Ansari, from this New York Times Q&A.
Something to keep in mind while I try writing today!
You know how when you’re seven and you’re in second grade and all that schoolwork is just SO FUCKING HARD, MS. BUNGO when really it’s just adding double digits, and looking back now it’s not even a big deal?
I’ve been realizing that that’s not an experience unique to being seven years old and learning addition.
So I guess you can do this now? Ask me questions. →
I returned to my bed in LA last night and found quite the surprise as I slept.
Owls. Fucking. Owls.
Yeah, sure they’re adorable on TV. “Listen to them hoot! It’s like they’re using people words! ‘Who? Whoo?!’”
That shit is not adorable at 4AM. Repeatedly. Outside your window.
I don’t know of these particular ones are endangered, but if this keeps...
loliverjan:
Seeing the sunrise at 6:45am is a nice incentive to have 8am classes.
Sorry Lols, but I’ll take sleeping in and taking nature for granted any day.
Plus, that’s what sunsets on the west coast are for.
2010 - It Gets Better