December 2009
21 posts
Douchebags are a hygienic product, I take that as a compliment.
– Wet Hot American Summer
Chris Pratt is my favorite part of Parks and Rec. The dude was on Everwood!
Also, Mark = assgoblin.
Baby, you’re more hip than a pelvis.
davidcho:
Boyz II Men feat. The Roots - ‘Motown Philly (Live on Jimmy Fallon)’
These guys know how to do a call and response!
NO WAI
Driving home at 1AM after playing Left 4 Dead
And in the back of my mind, I was watching out for Zombies…
Rockstar, Green Tea, Iced Tea, Water Bottle.
Hey guys, party in my bladder 2nite.
Just finished a final where, among other things, I compared the Qur’an to The Epic of Gilgamesh and The Iliad. Mmm, BS…
Like Missy Misdemeanor Elliott Said "[CURRY] MAKES...
Ketan… I’m starting to believe you’re one of the funniest people I know. Please quit med school and start doing comedy, I think you’d be good at improv.
(via indosapien)
THE AWL: A Common Misunderstanding of the Lyrics... →
davidcho:
I wrote this little thing to explain what Jay-Z is talking about when he mentions Jesus and Dwayne Wade.
This could not be anymore servicey.
Street cred get!
Alvin: I'm not hungry.
Rei: Yeah, me neither, I just want to eat.*
Rei: They should make a food with no calories.
Kevin: ...Water?
Rei: ...
Rei: FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
*ed. note - I'm fat.
Rei: Dude. Let's go get more pad thai.
Kevin: Again? No.
Rei: What the hell! Come on!
Kevin: No!
Rei: Dude, we're not even going to be here this weekend, we'll be wasting swipes!
Kevin: I'm not going to do it!
Rei: It's true! Let's goooo!
Kevin: NO!
Rei: Why! What reason could you possibly have?!
Kevin: I'm fat.
Rei: ...
Rei: that... that is a good reason...
You know who I respect? Einstein. That guy could sublimate like a motherfucker....
– Jimmy G., The Long D
Couldn’t have said it better myself. On a side note, I personally think the theory of relativity is pretty nifty.
Catastrophe Strook Today @ Pasteur Lab. Counting...
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Lol, love that second line Ketan.