January 2009
42 posts
Snow Patrol - Signal Fire →
Ugh, Link Posts are my least favorite, but I really like this music video (and they’re not allowing embeds).
Seriously, it’ll make your ovaries explode, that’s how adorable it is. And I’m not just directing that towards women; men who watch this will spontaneously grow ovaries that will then explode.
Яolcats (Russian LOLcats) →
It’s like if Tolstoy Chekhov had the internet.
Snow Patrol - Chocolate
The only good song off...
Watchbenjoseph:
joshruben:
Mad Libs Men
directed by me, written by Dan & Amir, produced by Ben, edited by Matt, and starring the very talented Matt Walton as Don Draper. Yes, that’s the Optimum Online guy.
This is easily one of my favorite CH originals to date.
This one was fun for us. Hopefully you to? If so, please digg!
I’ve been waiting for this sketch ever since I saw the...
For everyone writing papers...
…here’s a hint. Footnotes tend to take up more space than endnotes, so if you need padding and you have the option, footies are the way to go.
Plus, I think they look better anyway.
Pet peeve: When people sneeze twice in the row, but I already said bless you after the first sneeze. I end up feeling the same way I feel around attractive women: confused and stupid.
Other pet peeve: the phrase “pet peeve”.
The Starting Line - Given The Chance
Another...
Rei: always ask for consent!
Rei: ugh
Rei: how could you forget this
Rei: if it's not consensual it's rape!
Anonymous: no
Anonymous: it's crepe
Anonymous: yummy
Jimmy Eat World - Work
Let’s bring it back...
If I could realistically live off of it, I would stand around and operate a boom mic for the rest of my life, just because I’d get to be a part of the film/television process.
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking
Good...
i watch too much tv.
Rei: ugh
you know
every time i read something on priceline's website
or emails
i can only hear william shatner's voice
Ludo - Love Me Dead
“You’re born of a...
Obama is left-handed?!
Just saw him signing executive documents. I don’t know how I should feel about this.
Holy shit, here I am writing about bacon-products and I totally forgot WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT TODAY.
For those keeping score at home, here are Rei’s priorities in life, as revealed so far on his tumblr:
Food
Eating
Friends
Historical moments within his lifespan
Rei is a horrible human being.
Um, someone call Frito-Lay
Why the FUCK isn’t bacon a standard flavor of potato chip?
In fact, why isn’t bacon a standard flavor of everything?
Do you know how many obese people there are in this country? A surge of bacon-flavored products could even save the economy
Get on it, food corporations.
New Edition - Popcorn Love
Brings me back to...
if you chat with me on AIM, get used to this...
You: *something funny is said*
Me: great LOL of the bay area!
“You look like Abraham Lincoln’s gay brother, Gabraham Lincoln.”
– You know how I know you’re gay?
things keep getting better
Guess who’s joining the working world finally…
No seriously it's awesome
I had three conversations that basically went like this today:
Rei: Ask me what my major is!
Person: What’s your major?!
Rei: UNDECLARED!
Person: Oh. What? Weren’t you already undeclared?
Rei: No. It wasn’t official yet!
Person: Oh.
Rei: This is the best ever!
Person: …
———
That said, I’m pretty “stoked” that I’m...
Sex Horror Story
“This one time, I was with a guy, and he turned out to be a zombie! Also, the condom broke.”
Watchstreeter:
New trailer for The CollegeHumor Show on MTV, coming Sunday, February 8th at 9:30. As Ricky might say, Get Excited!
So excited for this.
“The guy in the stall next to me is texting while he does his business. Gross.”
– sent via text from ???
Jason Mraz - After an Afternoon
I talk about pop...
My last post was originally just supposed to be a joke one-liner, but after last night’s events…
My body is a temple. Which is exactly why I enjoy so many libations.
“Never trust a big butt and a smile.”
– Bell Biv Devoe, “Poison”
Truer words were never spoken.
Dear Internet,
Look, I’m not even going to be that guy who bashes Katy Perry. I have nothing against pop music. And I’m sure that, even with all her celebrity antics that make her an easy target, deep down somewhere she’s a good person.
I even admit to guiltily enjoying “Hot N Cold”.
But seriously, enough with the “I Kissed a Girl” covers.
New Years Resolution
Not to procrastinate on learning the lyrics of cool new hip-hop songs so that they’re still popular whan I can finally rap the whole song.
When I start buying vinyl records (and I will), I’m going to be every vinyl owner’s worst nightmare, because I’ll insist on only owning Fall Out Boy records.
"Instead of encouraging you to join a group, find... →
Finally, something that reflects my priorities in life.
(via caseydonahue)
“Here’s the thing, kid. You’re going to do it. You’re going to...”
In my film discussion today, my TA mentioned a Ph.D student who wrote her dissertation on the history of movie trailers.
It was at that moment I realized how badly I wanted to be in film.
I’ve occasionally thought about the process of writing a thesis or dissertation and how boring it must be, and I could never see myself doing a Ph.D level computer science project or even English. But I...
I’m going to try to post a good text post every week this year! Really.
I need to work on my writing.
Rei: THANKS FOR THE SHIRT
G: NP
Rei: you're the best
Rei: *pest
Rei: I meant pest